singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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