did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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