idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We were destined to go to rehab together
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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