I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Randomize
