They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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