your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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