I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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