I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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