I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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