Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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