I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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