**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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