Porn is love you can see.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
