It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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