Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
