I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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