my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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