I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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