I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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