I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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