Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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