when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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