She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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