Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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