I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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