problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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