Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
