Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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