Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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