Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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