im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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