dude i'm inner monologue high
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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