Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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