mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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