I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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