Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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