im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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