nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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