Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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