Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Someone signed my nipple.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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