She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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