porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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