Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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