Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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