Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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