i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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