Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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