Me too!
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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