She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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