Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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