I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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