i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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