My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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