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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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