He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
