Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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